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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
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Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
What do you think is the #1 cause of why relationships nowadays don't seem to last long?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Do liberals realise that God, who is much more powerful than them, is on the side of Trump?
No go.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Horoscope for Tuesday, 6/10/25 by Christopher Renstrom - SFGATE
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
So they tried
Testosterone heightens men’s sensitivity to social feedback and reshapes self-esteem - PsyPost
Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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